How Not To Write A College Essay

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Well, here’s more from the humor department.  With all of my students making the jarring transition from finishing up final exams to writing their college essays over the summer, it might be helpful to view this.  Levity is necessary!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Should controversial topics be avoided in application essays?

Generally, no. University classrooms are places where controversy and debate are valued. Admissions officers truly are looking for students who espouse diverse opinions and points of view. The key to handling controversial topics is for the student to present them with maturity, analytical depth, and personal conviction.

What if I have an idea for a topic but my student will not listen to me?

Share your idea with your student’s counselor. A skilled advisor can assess the idea independently and sometimes “replant the seed” with the student if the suggestion is particularly helpful. Sometimes the discussion itself — even if the student initially rejects the idea — leads to an entirely new direction.

My student does not seem to be making any progress. What should I do?

Remember that the essay process is the most organic part of the application. It cannot be rushed. Students often prefer to work out ideas with their counselor before sharing with parents, and there may be more progress than is visible at home. Do not hesitate to contact your student’s advisor for an update.

Do you have examples of successful essays?

While successful essay examples exist, sharing them can sometimes backfire. Students often feel discouraged when they see a polished finished product, not realizing the messy, organic work that went into it. The brainstorming sessions, the sloppy first drafts, the successive rounds of edits — none of that is visible in a finished essay. It is often more productive to focus on your own story than to try to replicate someone else’s.

How much does the essay actually matter in admissions?

At selective colleges, the essay can be a deciding factor. Admissions officers are sculpting a class — they already have your data and accomplishments. The essay is the primary way they get a feel for who you actually are as a person. At less selective institutions, the essay may carry less individual weight, but it still represents an opportunity to distinguish yourself.

Can I reuse my Common App essay for other applications?

Your Common App personal statement goes to every college you apply to through the Common App. For other platforms (like the University of California), you will need to write different essays. Some students strategically repurpose portions of their writing across applications, but be careful: always double-check that you have not accidentally left another college’s name in an essay. This is a common and embarrassing mistake.

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